Witness 007

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  'Strange' Australian Melbourne Baptisms

  by darkspilver in

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  not seen this before, or at least haven't registered it before.

  maybe it's just a traditional style?.

  i mean it's basically a glorified cattle trough?

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  Witness 007

  I was the 299th person in line for the slightly brown holy water and the 80 year old before me peed herself out of excitement. I cried and showered for 1 hour.....the horror!!

  Kidding.
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  Caption This Photo From The May 2016 WT

  by JW_Rogue in

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  her: "i'm really going enjoy talking to young billy about his masturbation problem".

  him: "yes, we don't him to turn out out gay, we want him to have a happy marriage filled with hours and hours of reading propaganda together.

  even the stuff that is in no way applicable to our lives.

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  Wife- "Says nothing about Pedofiles....looks like your in the clear honey."
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  How to argue with a JW who says the org never said the end in 75

  by dogon in

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  i have argued with several jws who are now being trained to deny the org ever said the end in 75, what is your approach?.

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  Yearbook 1980 had the governing body letter apology for THE FIRST TIME EVER regarding 1975. Publisher figures had dropped by 200,000.
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  Chrome or Edge Browser? Which is Better?

  by KateWild in

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  2. tech-support

  so i finally am on windows 10. my computer kept asking me and i kept refusing, but then it went to a countdown and before i had a chance to stop it, it was updating, and i couldn't use my laptop for the full 1000 year reign of jesus christ.. when i finally could use it, i had a problem opening chrome with all my favourite apps or pages stored.

  sometimes i have to open edge for for chrome to open.

  but i have had a little go a edge.. edge has a different search engine to google, anyone know what it is?

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  Witness 007

  Funny I just installed Chrome on my laptop yesterday as my net was slow and i was losing business. It is 30-40% more efficient now. Very impressive.
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  i'm leaving this site forever

  by stan livedeath in

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  as the title says--i'm out of here for good.. the site is full of atheists, communists, 7th day adventists, creationists, believers, deceivers, receivers, football supporters,.

  dodgy types, cantleave---and assorted wankers.. so no place for me--because i'm none of the above so dont fit in.

  so--this is goodbye forever my friends--its been almost average knowing you.

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  Witness 007

  Oh man so you know I always thought you were one of our main wankers ...what will we do without our messiah! 😉
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  Finally "they" have reinstated me! that was easy!!!

  by Prometheus in

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  it was rather quick one.

  in just few months and after attending all of their meetings and giving them a nice show, i'm back to the org!!!

  (what a relief-sarcastic laugh) .

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  Witness 007

  This type of story makes us apostates cry!!! Our blackmagic and upside down crosses have failed.
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  Richmond, Virginia Convention Lowlights: 11-year-old Baptized / Porn Seen Accidentally

  by Funchback in

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  2. beliefs

  http://www.richmond.com/news/local/city-of-richmond/article_8dec9e79-b243-5265-80ee-fee138922f80.html.

  at this rate, soon they'll let infants get dipped:.

  lindsey jackson, 14, of king george county was among the 33 people who were baptized saturday during the first convention of jehovah’s witnesses of the summer at the richmond coliseum.

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  Did he accidently touch himself too?
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  List of "pagan" things JW's allow

  by problemaddict 2 in

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  2. beliefs

  what i'm looking for specifically is things that are "pagan" in the sense they predate christianity (or i guess judiasm to cover the ole mosaic code), that jw's allow or do.

  the ones that come to mind are below.. rings - rings seem to originate in egypt.

  for wedding ceremonies it became a symbol of "ownership" in rome.. pinatas - looks like possibly it originated in china as a part of the new year and a request for luck, and catholics later turned it into a beating of temptation type thing.. anything else?.

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  Many Elders going to "Starwars the force awakens" even though its full of demonic powers.
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  Printing presses, bye... bye...

  by sp74bb in

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  2. friends

  bye... bye.... no more new printing presses for jw.org... the growth is so tremendous (irony...).. all printing work in europe will be arrange in the next month only in selters (germany), but no renovation or upgrading in printing presses is expected... it will be a full outsourcing :).

  a worldly company axel s******* will be used.

  this company is known to be printing bild newspaper... the interesting part of it is the logistics will be as well outsourced.

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  Makes economic sense to do this...its cheaper than bethelites.
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  Who was the poster who predicted radical Watchtower change years ago?

  by slimboyfat in

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  2. beliefs

  who was the poster, about 8 years ago, who came on the forum and claimed he had inside information that the gb were planning radical changes.

  he said that in ten years time jws would be unrecognisable.

  many were skeptical.

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  Witness 007

  Where is this prophet? Finally we can start our own religion.